The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Nighthawk]

Granted, but a entire organization of vampire hunters form to eliminate you.

I wish for Force Powers

 

[TheWalker]

Granted, but your weakness is feathers, you can't lift them.

I wish i could actually play inside the games but if i died i would still be alive in the real world.

 

[Demonfr34k]

Granted, but it would be like Log Horizon, where you can die endlessly but forget your memories

I wish for.... a Beagle

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but I misheard your wish and gave you a bagel instead.

I wish for a magic wand

 

[Spearmann66]

Granted, but you became a Magical Girl (Maho Shoujo) because of that magic wand!
I wish I could have all 144 cards from my Steam Idler in 1hr.

 

[Snowy]

Granted, but your account gets hacked and all of your cards get stolen.

I wish I was a cat.

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but it loves everyone else except you ; (

I wish for the ability to find loose change in my house.

 

[salty bird]

Granted, but you only find 15 pennies that were wedged in the nasty parts of your couch.

I wish I was a Power Ranger.

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but your going to be part of the worst Power Rangers generation...the Meme Power Rangers!

I wish for a corrupted wish....

 

[Demonfr34k]

Granted, but your wish it waaaaay too obviously corrupt.

I wish for a potato

 

[salty bird]

Granted but the potato is actually GLaDOS who's constant sass drives you insane.

I wish for Left 4 Dead 3.

 

[Snowy]

Granted, but you can't play it when it is finally released.

I wish I could sleep for long periods of time.

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but all the cool exciting things only happen when you're asleep.

I wish to be the most intelligent human that have ever and will exist.

 

[Sinful Mario]

Granted, but then you start questioning your own intelligence and blow up from massive confusion.

I wish for my stitches to heal faster. ;_;

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, your stiches will heal 1% faster than before.

I wish for a pair of pants that will always fit.

 

[Snowy]

Granted, but you can never take them off.

I wish I had good grades in school.

 

[TheWalker]

Granted, but you are still gonna to be a sanitary engineer.

I wish i had every champion and skin on League of Legends x3

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but no one can see it or cares about it

I wish for a 3d printer.

 

[Alice Borealis]

Granted, but it can only 3D print realistically sized ants

I wish I had an HD Cintiq

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but you can't draw on it so It's just an expensive monitor.

I wish for the power to summon anything.