The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Demonfr34k]

Granted, but your other 2 are fried.

I wish to live in my favourite anime.

 

[Sinful Mario]

Granted, but you got sick of their theme song.

I wish for another cat.

 

[ogniK]

Granted but it poops all over your laptop.

I wish for a can of coke

 

[Demonfr34k]

Granted, but you get fat.
I wish For a new computer, capable of gaming.

 

[Slut]

Granted but he doesn't grant you any wishes and takes over your home

I wish for nothing

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but you get fat.
I wish For a new computer, capable of gaming.

Granted, but you can only play Pacman
I wish for a Genie

Granted but he doesn't grant you any wishes and takes over your home

I wish for nothing

 

[Sinful Mario]

granted, but in the end I did give you something. Your wish.

I wish for senpai to notice me.

 

[Momiji]

Granted, but it turns out he's a serial killer, and you were his next target.

I wish for skills in the original smash

 

[ogniK]

Granted but everyone becomes better than you!
I wish for a brand new 4k res smart TV

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but it was self aware and does what it wants. The 4k stands for 4 keks and just laughs at you all day.
I wish for rollerskates

 

[Sinful Mario]

Granted, but the roller skates had broken wheels.
I wish for more Dr. Mario amiibos to fill my 100 Dr. Mario amiibo collection.

 

[ogniK]

Granted but they went extinct when you hit 99.
I wish for an N64

 

[calne ca]

granted but the console turned out to be haunted.

i wish for a bowl of soup.

 

[patanima]

Granted but it's icecold

I wish for a bigger desk

 

[Sinful Mario]

Granted, but the desk broke in half within an hour.

I wish for a better Steam icon.

 

[Alice Borealis]

Granted, but every time you look at it you feel sick to your stomach for some unknown reason

I wish for the ability to change sex whenever I wish.

 

[Demonfr34k]

Granted, But after 5 tries your stuck.

I wish for superpowers

 

[patanima]

Granted but you can only use them while on the toilet

I wish for a comfy bed

 

[BraVe]

Granted, but everytime you sleep, Bob Ross sleeps next to you

I wish to become a professional athlete

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but you're the worst one in history.
I wish for a candle stick that never runs out