The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[ogniK]

Granted but its stuck to your hand and melts infinitely burning your hand.

I wish I was an inventor!

 

[Snowy]

Granted, but you invent the one thing that nobody would use.

I wish I wouldn't melt in the heat.

 

[ogniK]

Granted but you melt in water.

I wish I could control time

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but you can only jump 1 second into the future with a 1 hour cooldown.
I wish I can read peoples minds.

 

[Snowy]

Granted, but you will never like what they are thinking.

I wish I could travel the world freely.

 

[Slut]

Granted but the world explodes

I wish I wasn't able to be sick

 

[Alice Borealis]

Granted, but everyone around you will be sick in your presence.

I wish to be the avatar

 

[Demonfr34k]

Granted but you die within a year and a new Avatar is Chosen.

I wish I had a Girlfriend.

 

[Divineluke]

Granted but the Girlfriend kills you in your sleep.
I wish I was a good animator.

 

[Sinful Mario]

Granted, but no one ever knows.
I wish for every Mario related item in the world. *_*

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but you go blind and won't really appreciate it.
I wish to be a saiyan.

 

[calne ca]

Granted but your extreme powers destroyed the Earth.

I wish for snow.

 

[Demonfr34k]

Granted, But It melts

I wish for better dubbed animes.

 

[Sinful Mario]

Granted but every character is voiced by Morgan Freeman, even the girls.

I wish for a new headset.

 

[ogniK]

Granted however you hear a really high pitched version of everything.

I wish for a new heater

 

[Sinful Mario]

granted, but it causes a huge power surge will in turn destroys all of your electronics.

I wish for a slug.

 

[Steeler]

Granted, but it turned out that the slug caused you to die of how boring it was.

I wish for a better clock, so i wouldn't miss my first class.

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but it only works for your first class in the first day of school.

I wish for unlimited retries on anything I want!

 

[Steeler]

Granted, but you make the same mistake every single time.

I wish for another wish.

 

[Sinful Mario]

Granted, but I decided I would steal your wish.

I wish for some Red Bull.