The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Kasane Teto]

Granted, but you must perform a sacrifice on a live human being to do so.

I wish to be King of the Pirates.

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, you are not a pirate from the vegetable pirates!

I wish to be invincible.

 

[Kasane Teto]

Granted, you are not a pirate from the vegetable pirates!

I wish to be invincible.

Granted, but you have to spend the rest of the eternity you will live locked in solitary confinement.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Microtor]

Granted, but you have to spend the rest of the eternity you will live locked in solitary confinement.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, to fulfill world peace every human becomes paralized and unable to talk. Therefore creating peace.

I wish for a continuation to one of my favorite anime.

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but the original team and author left.

I wish for a cup of my favorite ice cream

 

[Microtor]

Granted, but the original team and author left.

Yup, its called The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan . COME BACK HARUHI, WE MISS YOU! (Sorry, back to the game)

Sure, here you go *Hands over*. I hope you dont mind the fact that its a liquid now.

I wish to be known as the greatest (Insane) Mad Scientist of all time.
(Within standards of human morality, no WWII shit)

 

[Alice Borealis]

I wish to be known as the greatest (Insane) Mad Scientist of all time.
(Within standards of human morality, no WWII shit)

Granted, but due to your insanity your neighbors report you, leaving your inventions and lab to remain at home while you spend the next 40 year in a mental health facility.

I wish to have a loyal bodyguard/maid to look after me.

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but he's over protective and you became very lonely.

I wish to be the best martial artist on every type!

 

[Lucretio]

No problem buddy *Claps hands* and done,
but no matter what you do to prevent it, this week you will be in a terrible accident that leaves you limbless.
(Too dark for me)

I wish to become a god!

 

[Striped Pantsu]

Granted, you are the god of bowel movements

I wish I had the best internet connection speed in the world

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but it could only work in yahoo videos.

I wish for a snow ball that never melts.

 

[Demonfr34k]

Granted, but its made of plastic.

I wish I was in the Marvel or DC Universe, with superpowers fighting (Along side iconic characters) to protect the world from crime and evil.

 

[SunsetsAndSushi]

I wish I was in the Marvel or DC Universe, with superpowers fighting (Along side iconic characters) to protect the world from crime and evil.

Granted, but your superpowers only/always activate when you see a girl's panties, and they only last for 5 minutes until you have to see a girl's panties again. Also, you are the Green Lantern's sidekick.

I wish that I could study abroad in Japan for a year.

 

[Retrospect]

Granted! You are now studying abroad in Japan as a clown!

I wish for the ability to be fresh!

 

[Striped Pantsu]

Granted, but being fresh goes out of style the next day.

I wish I had the ability to see the future

 

[Retrospect]

Granted. You will see 1 second in the future, always having a lag reaction in your movements.

I wish for a never ending pencil.

 

[Striped Pantsu]

Granted, but everything you write only you can see.

I wish for a kitten

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but the kitten doesn't live till adulthood.

I wish for a device to give you the ability to breath underwater.

 

[Striped Pantsu]

Granted, but you lose the ability to swim or float while using it.

I wish for senpai to notice me

 

[Retrospect]

Granted, but he doesn't like you afterwards, ignores you afterwards forever.

I wish a better headset.